How i feel right now explained perfectly

(Source: txxnage-dirtbagg)

krumkakekush:

meow weeeeeeed

(Source: batedora)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine you and your favorite character trying to sleep on a hot summer night, but you keep complaining about the heat and don’t let them sleep. Suddenly they move on top of you, press you on the bed and say “if you don’t stop going on about how hot it is, I’m going to give you a reason to feel hot”.

pussyeatingonly:

And I got a ticket for texting and driving….

(Source: goodvibetriibe)

Real relationships have:
- fights
- trust
- faith
- tears
- pain
- arguments
- patience
- secrets
- jealousy
- love.

(via psych-facts)

shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.